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Altos, The

An Interactive Musical Comedy Mystery Spoof of the famous HBO series. Meet the family that inspired it all, the Altos.

  • Full Length Play
  • Comedy
  • 75 minutes

  • Time Period: Present Day, Contemporary
  • Target Audience: Appropriate for all audiences
  • Set Requirements: Interior Set, Bare Stage/Simple Set
  • Cautions: Gun Shots

  • Performance Group:
  • Dinner Theatre, Community Theatre, High School/Secondary, Shoestring Budget, Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups, College Theatre / Student, Senior Theatre
An Interactive Musical Comedy Mystery Spoof of the famous HBO series. Meet the family that inspired it all, the Altos. 

It's Tony's funeral (Or is it?) and his wife Toffee has invited you to the wake. Chris wants you should check your weapons at the door (and if you don't have any, he's got extras!) Uncle Senior has a rigged dice game going and Tony's Ma is - well just nuts. Tony's shrink Dr. Malaise is giving free analysis and the Father isn't sure what he is doing! 

But one thing is for sure, almost no one seems sad that Tony is gone and they certainly done seem happy once he's discovered alive. Be prepared to dodge bullets, laugh at the songs and see if you can't figure out who put a contract out on Tony!

Premiere Production:

The Altos: Like the Sopranos only Lower was first presented at the Murder To Go Dinner Theater, in Ceadr Knolls, NJ, in May 2011. It was directed by the David Landau.

  • Casting: 4M, 3F

TONY ALTO - A local boss who runs a strip club as a cover
TOFFEE ALTO - His wife, who has the hots for her priest
CHRIS - His incompetent nephew, wants to be a made-man and a Hollywood star
UNCLE SENIOR - Under indictment, hates Tony and wants to run things, wears numerous police collars, bracelets, anklets.
NONA - His mother, hates him for trying to send her to a home
DR. MALAISE - his shrink
FATHER FLIP - has the hots for Toffee
DELIVERY MAN / HIT MAN - same actor as Father Flip

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An Interactive Musical Comedy Mystery Spoof of the famous HBO series. Meet the family that inspired it all, the Altos. It's Tony's funeral (Or is it?) and his wife Toffee has invited you to the wake. Chris wants you should check your weapons at the door (and if you don't have any, he's got extras!) Uncle Senior has a rigged dice game going and Tony's Ma is - well just nuts. Tony's shrink Dr. Malaise is giving free analysis and the Father isn't sure what he is doing! But one thing is for sure, almost no one seems sad that Tony is gone and they certainly done seem happy once he's discovered alive. Be prepared to dodge bullets, laugh at the songs and see if you can't figure out who put a contract out on Tony!

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