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Bullets for Broadway

In this sequel to The Altos, Tony & Toffee Alto are back, by popular demand. This time, Toffee wants to be a Broadway star and Tony needs to 'clean' some money. So he hires two producers to mount a hit musical - 'The Mafia Queen.'

  • Full Length Play
  • Comedy
  • 75 minutes

  • Time Period: Present Day, Contemporary
  • Target Audience: Appropriate for all audiences
  • Set Requirements: Interior Set
  • Cautions: Gun Shots

  • Performance Group:
  • Dinner Theatre, Community Theatre, High School/Secondary, Professional Theatre, Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups, College Theatre / Student
A sort of sequel to The Altos, although no knowledge of the first play is required. Gangster Tony Alto & his wife Toffee are back, in a story that answers the question, what would happened if the Sopranos met The Producers. 

Toffee wants to be a Broadway star and Tony needs to 'clean' some money. So he has hired two producers to mount a hit musical - 'The Mafia Queen' - starring Toffee. The only catch - the show must be sold out opening night and get great reviews, no matter what it costs - or else! Leave it to Baxter Mallystock and his playwright partner Eli Blain.

You're invited to the party after opening night to revile as the reviews come in, along with the FBI and a few stray bullets.

It's a brand new evening of Mystery, Comedy, Music and great Food which just goes to prove that sometimes when people say they're going to make a hit, they mean it!

Premiere Production: Bullets for Broadway was first presented at the Murder to Go Dinner Theater in Cedar Knolls, New Jersey in March 2002. It was directed by the author.
  • Casting: 3M, 3F
  • Casting Notes: Members of the audience should play the following roles:The show’s director,Theater critics (mad-libs of reviews),Chorus girlsBack up dancers (Toffee recruits them),Theater Investors

  • BAXTER MALLENSTOCK - Producer of the new Broadway musical, The Mafia Queen
    ELI BLAIN - Naïve composer/lyricist/book writer of the musical
    TONY ALTO - Gangster who is the sole backer of the musical
    TOFFEE ALTO - Gangster's wife who is the star of the musical
    ABIGAIL MULDER - FBI agent, under cover as a chorus girl, trying to build a case against Tony
    BERNIE BROADHURST - Pretentious actor who plays the "Tony" part in the musical and is having an affair with Toffee -- using her for her money (Same actor as TONY)
    MIMI SHERATON - Wealthy patron of the arts, Broadway investor and gossip columnist
    THUG - Same actor as ELI
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    A sort of sequel to The Altos, although no knowledge of the first play is required.  Gangster Tony Alto & his wife Toffee are back, in a story that answers the question, what would happend if the Sopranos met The Producers. Toffee wants to be a Broadway star and Tony needs to 'clean' some money. So he has hired two producers to mount a hit musical - 'The Mafia Queen' - starring Toffee. The only catch - the show must be sold out opening night and get great reviews, no matter what it costs - or else! Leave it to Baxter Mallystock and his playwright partner Eli Blain. You're invited to the party after opening night to revile as the reviews come in, along with the FBI and a few stray bullets. It's a brand new evening of Mystery, Comedy, Music and great Food which just goes to prove that sometimes when people say they're going to make a hit, they mean it!

    $24.95