alphabetical author index

No Sex Please - We're British

This riotous comic farce notched up a staggeringly successful sixteen-year run in the West End!

  • Full Length Play
  • Comedy

  • Set Requirements: Interior Set
This riotous comic farce notched up a staggeringly successful sixteen-year run in the West End!

Peter and Frances could reasonably expect to look forward to a calm, happy start to their married life together. Owing to an unfortunate mistake, however, they find themselves inundated with pornographic material from the "Scandinavian Import Company". Senior bank officials, Peter's snobbish mother, and a prim, respectable bank cashier become inextricably entangled in the rumbustious events that follow.

Premiere Production: No Sex Please -- We're British was first presented by John Gale for Volcano Productions Ltd, on June 3rd, 1971 at the Strand Theatre, London.
  • Casting: 6M, 4F

  • PETER HUNTER
    FRANCES HUNTER
    ELEANOR HUNTER
    BRIAN RUNNICLES
    LESLIE BROMHEAD
    SUPERINTENDENT PAUL
    MR NEEDHAM
    SUSAN
    BARBARA
    DELIVERY MAN
  • Name Price
    No Sex Please -- We're British Script Order Now

    This riotous comic farce notched up a staggeringly successful sixteen-year run in the West End!

    Peter and Frances could reasonably expect to look forward to a calm, happy start to their marries life together. Owing to an unfortunate mistake, however, they find themselves inundated with pornographic material from the "Scandinavian Import Company". Senior bank officials, Peter's snobbish mother, and a prim, respectable bank cashier become inextricably entangled in the rumbustious events that follow.

    $24.95