This screwball comedy asks the eternal question of our time: So You Wanna Be a Cheerleader?
So You Wanna Be a Cheerleader Script
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When cheerleading captain Britney and her three squad members Britnee, Brittani, and, uh, Kevin...realize they have to find a fifth squad member to be eligible to compete at Nationals, they decide to hold tryouts to see who in their school is up to the challenge. After a series of terrible tryouts, each one more hilarious and absurd than the last, it's clear that everyone wants to be a cheerleader. But how can you choose from a talent pool that includes a football player with a head injury, an eccentric goth girl, a nerd with a vendetta, and...um...a gorilla? This screwball comedy asks the eternal question of our time: So You Wanna Be a Cheerleader?