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Brave Smiles...Another Lesbian Tragedy

Smart, satirical farce that uses laughter and touches of raunchy humor to debunk the myth of the doomed lesbian.

The New York Times

Parodies gay cliches about lesbian destiny with deadly accuracy.

LA Times

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  • Dark Comedy

In Brave Smiles...Another Lesbian Tragedy, master satirists The Five Lesbian Brothers turn their merciless eyes on the history of lesbians in theater, film, and literature.

From their dismal yet erotically charged beginnings at the orphanage under the grip of a sadistic headmistress, our five heroines cross continents and a century to face their absurdly tragic ends. Along the way, they experience alcoholism, suicide, loneliness, pill popping, blacklisting, and a malignant brain tumor.

Students of the lesbian art of misery will recognize gleeful skewerings of The Well of Loneliness, The Group, Maedchen in Uniform, and The Children's Hour in this rollicking, hilarious, and smart multicharacter classic.

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Smart, satirical farce that uses laughter and touches of raunchy humor to debunk the myth of the doomed lesbian.

The New York Times

Parodies gay clichés about lesbian destiny with deadly accuracy.

LA Times
  • Casting: 5F
  • Casting Attributes: Expandable casting, All Female

  • MARTHA - deaf-mute, through strangely perceptive
    MILLICENT - sensitive and poetic
    WILL - tomboy butch with bravado
    BABE athletic with good genes
    DAMWELL MAXWELL - bossy big boots
    THALIA - new girl, Jewess, sad German refugee accent
    MISS GATEAU - French cook, possible alcohol problem
    FRAU LUDMILLA VON PUSSENHEIMER - scary, embittered headmistress, Teutonic accent, forties
    MISS GRETA PHILLIPS - beautiful and bewitching teacher, mid-twenties
    BARONESS - European lower-caste royalty, loaded
    REPORTERS #1 and #2 - fast-talking newspapermen
    PIERRE - the Parisian maƮtre-d'
    AUDREY - Audrey Hepburn-like actress who plays the role of Sharon
    SHIRLEY - Shirley-MacLaine-like actress who plays the role of Bertha
    WOUNDED SOLDIER - guy with bad hole in him, the original Vin Marconi
    BUM - man with the D.T.'s
    NIPPER - Babe's canine companion, a hand puppet
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    In Brave Smiles...Another Lesbian Tragedy, master satirists The Five Lesbian Brothers turn their merciless eyes on the history of lesbians in theater, film, and literature. From their dismal yet erotically charged beginnings at the orphanage under the grip of a sadistic headmistress, our five heroines cross continents and a century to face their absurdly tragic ends. Along the way, they experience alcoholism, suicide, loneliness, pill popping, blacklisting, and a malignant brain tumor. Students of the lesbian art of misery will recognize gleeful skewerings of The Well of Loneliness, The Group, Maedchen in Uniform, and The Children's Hour in this rollicking, hilarious, and smart multicharacter classic.

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