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F*ck the Polar Bears

  • Tanya Ronder
  • Full Length Play, Drama, New Millennium/21st Century
  • 2M, 2F
  • ISBN: 9781848425101

"I dry my hair at the same time as boiling the kettle and watching Strictly, I use an electric blanket, how do I hate myself, let me count the ways!"

  • Full Length Play
  • Drama

  • Time Period: New Millennium/21st Century
  • Target Audience: Teen (Age 14 - 18), Adult

  • Performance Group:
  • College Theatre / Student, Community Theatre, Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups
A raucous family drama about the cost of living the life of our dreams.

Gordon and Serena have worked hard to get where they are. He's on the verge of a massive promotion at an energy giant. She's preparing for a move into the house of their dreams.

The family appear to be cooking on gas.

But behind their perfect front door, light bulbs are blowing, the drains keep blocking, and a phone inexplicably refuses to charge. Not to mention that daughter Rachel’s adored toy polar bear is nowhere to be found.

F*ck the Polar Bears premiered at the Bush Theatre, London, in September 2015.

REVIEWS:

"Many brilliant lines... a compact family drama with a catastrophic global footprint, a stark message for those who retreat from responsibility behind their own four walls."

 Time Out

Premiere Production: Bush Theatre, London, 2015.
  • Casting: 2M, 2F
  • Casting Attributes: Good role(s) for female performers
  • Casting Notes: Plus a young girl.

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A raucous family drama about the cost of living the life of our dreams.

Gordon and Serena have worked hard to get where they are. He's on the verge of a massive promotion at an energy giant. She's preparing for a move into the house of their dreams.

The family appear to be cooking on gas.

But behind their perfect front door, light bulbs are blowing, the drains keep blocking, and a phone inexplicably refuses to charge. Not to mention that daughter Rachel’s adored toy polar bear is nowhere to be found.

F*ck the Polar Bears premiered at the Bush Theatre, London, in September 2015.

$24.95