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(Almost) Totally True Story of Hansel and Gretel, The

  • Steph DeFerie
  • Full Length Play, Comedy, Present Day
  • 5M, 10F, 10M or F
  • ISBN: 9780573701634

Pity poor Streptococcus -- it should be a piece of cake for a fairy godmother to tell the story of Snow White but her wand is bent and things aren't going quite as they should.

  • Full Length Play
  • Comedy
  • 60 minutes

  • Time Period: Present Day
  • Target Audience: Young Children (Age 2 - 5), Pre-Teen (Age 11 - 13), Teen (Age 14 - 18), Children (Age 6 - 10), Appropriate for all audiences
  • Set Requirements: Bare Stage/Simple Set
  • Cautions: No Special Cautions

  • Performance Group:
  • Community Theatre, Jr High/Primary, High School/Secondary, Professional Theatre, Outdoor, Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups, Church / Religious Groups
Pity poor Streptococcus -- it should be a piece of cake for a fairy godmother to tell the story of Snow White but her wand is bent and things aren't going quite as they should. Then, to make things worse, she's interrupted by a couple of English policemen who are hot on the trail of two very devious and dangerous criminals -- children who are causing no end of trouble in the forest. Their names? Hansel and Gretel!

Streptococcus doesn't believe a word of it and neither do the well-behaved kiddies in the audience who volunteer to help her tell Hansel and Gretel's familiar tale. But before everyone lives happily ever after, the police insist on having their say and the well-behaved kiddies aren't happy about that at all...

Since there are lots of parts (10 for girls, 5 for boys, and 10 for either), everyone gets a role and since a single forest set is all that's needed for this 60 minute show, it's easy to produce. This is a great fun twist on the familiar, favorite tale.

Premiere Production: The (Almost) Totally True Story of Hansel and Gretel was first performed by the Chatham Middle School Drama Club at the Chatham High School auditorium on Cape Cod, Massachusetts on December 12, 2011.
  • Casting: 5M, 10F, 10M or F
  • Casting Attributes: Reduced casting (Doubling Possible), Flexible casting, Non-Traditional casting, Parts for Senior Actors, Cross gender casting, Features Children, Roles for Children
  • Casting Notes: Can be done by a mixed cast of adult and young performers or young performers alone.

STREPTOCOCCUS - a fairy godmother
SNOW WHITE - an Ogre, yes, an Ogre
HANSEL - a little boy
GRETEL - a little girl
INSPECTOR WOMBAT - an English police inspector
SERGEANT RINGWORM - an English police sergeant
BRUNHILDA - a wicked step-mother
MAGIC MIRROR - a magical mirror
LILAH - a loving mother
WILHELM - a weak-willed father
MARTA - an evil step-mother
AMANITA PHALLOIDES - a wicked witch
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD - a girl with treats
THE BIG BAD WOLF - a wolf who's big and bad
MOTHER BEAR - a bear
FATHER BEAR - a bear
BABY BEAR - a bear
PORK CHOP - a pig
FLOPSY - a pig
FARGO - a pig
GOLDILOCKS - a cookie seller
JACK - a poor boy who needs money
BLOSSOM - a cow
CHARMING - a prince
FLITSY - another fairy godmother

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Pity poor Streptococcus -- it should be a piece of cake for a fairy godmother to tell the story of Snow White but her wand is bent and things aren't going quite as they should. Then, to make things worse, she's interrupted by a couple of English policemen who are hot on the trail of two very devious and dangerous criminals -- children who are causing no end of trouble in the forest. Their names? Hansel and Gretel!

Streptococcus doesn't believe a word of it and neither do the well-behaved kiddies in the audience who volunteer to help her tell Hansel and Gretel's familiar tale. But before everyone lives happily ever after, the police insist on having their say and the well-behaved kiddies aren't happy about that at all...

Since there are lots of parts (10 for girls, 5 for boys, and 10 for either), everyone gets a role and since a single forest set is all that's needed for this 60 minute show, it's easy to produce. This is a great fun twist on the familiar, favorite tale.

$24.95