Pity poor Streptococcus -- it should be a piece of cake for a fairy godmother to tell the story of Snow White but her wand is bent and things aren't going quite as they should.
STREPTOCOCCUS - a fairy godmother 
SNOW WHITE - an Ogre, yes, an Ogre 
HANSEL - a little boy 
GRETEL - a little girl 
INSPECTOR WOMBAT - an English police inspector 
SERGEANT RINGWORM - an English police sergeant 
BRUNHILDA - a wicked step-mother 
MAGIC MIRROR - a magical mirror 
LILAH - a loving mother 
WILHELM - a weak-willed father 
MARTA - an evil step-mother 
AMANITA PHALLOIDES - a wicked witch 
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD - a girl with treats 
THE BIG BAD WOLF - a wolf who's big and bad 
MOTHER BEAR - a bear 
FATHER BEAR - a bear 
BABY BEAR - a bear 
PORK CHOP - a pig 
FLOPSY - a pig 
FARGO - a pig 
GOLDILOCKS - a cookie seller 
JACK - a poor boy who needs money 
BLOSSOM - a cow 
CHARMING - a prince 
FLITSY - another fairy godmother 
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                    (Almost) Totally True Story of Hansel and Gretel, The Script                
                                    
                      
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                    Pity poor Streptococcus -- it should be a piece of cake for a fairy godmother to tell the story of Snow White but her wand is bent and things aren't going quite as they should. Then, to make things worse, she's interrupted by a couple of English policemen who are hot on the trail of two very devious and dangerous criminals -- children who are causing no end of trouble in the forest. Their names? Hansel and Gretel!  | 
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