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If You're Glad I'll Be Frank

  • Tom Stoppard
  • Short Play, Comedy, 1960s
  • 7M, 5F
  • ISBN: 9780573622441

Frank recognizes the voice of the GPO speaking clock as that of his long-lost wife.

  • Short Play
  • Comedy
  • 40 minutes

  • Time Period: 1960s
  • Target Audience: Teen (Age 14 - 18), Adult, Senior
  • Set Requirements: Bare Stage/Simple Set

  • Performance Group:
  • Community Theatre, High School/Secondary, Professional Theatre, Shoestring Budget, Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups, College Theatre / Student
Frank recognizes the voice of the GPO speaking clock as that of his long-lost wife. Determined to get her back, he forces his way into the inner sanctum of the Authorities to demand her release. Underlying the light-hearted story is a satiric comment on the man's servitude to the clock.

Premiere Production: If You're Glad I'll Be Frank was first presented by John Tydeman on BBC Third Programme on Feburary 8, 1966. The play was first performed onstage by the Young Vic Company in London.
  • Casting: 7M, 5F
  • Casting Attributes: Ensemble cast, Non-Traditional Casting

  • FRANK - a bus driver
    GLADYS - voice of the dial-in speaking clock
    1ST PORTER - male
    MYRTLE TRELAWNEY - employee of the GPO
    MR. MORTIMER - employee of the GPO
    MR. COURTENAY-SMITH - employee of the GPO
    SIR JOHN - employee of the GPO
    LORD COOT - first lord of the post office
    BERYL BLIGH - a new secretary
    OPERATOR - female
    IVY - a bus conductress
    2ND PORTER
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    Frank recognizes the voice of the GPO speaking clock as that of his long-lost wife. Determined to get her back, he forces his way into the inner sanctum of the Authorities to demand her release. Underlying the light-hearted story is a satiric comment on the man's servitude to the clock.

    If You're Glad I'll Be Frank was first presented by John Tydeman on BBC Third Programme on February 8, 1966. The play was first performed onstage by the Young Vic Company in London.

    $24.95