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Wonderland Wives

  • Buddy Thomas
  • Full Length Play, Comedy
  • 1M, 5F
  • ISBN: 9780573702105

Note: Wonderland Wives is intended for mature audiences with very immature tastes.

  • Full Length Play
  • Comedy

  • Target Audience: Adult
  • Set Requirements: Interior Set
  • Cautions: Smoking, Alcohol, Strong Language, Intense Adult Themes

  • Performance Group:
  • Large Stage, Dinner Theatre, Community Theatre, Professional Theatre, Shoestring Budget, Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups, College Theatre / Student
Note: Wonderland Wives is intended for mature audiences with very immature tastes.

Cinderella's Prince Charming is serving ten years in the pen, Belle's house is overrun with little monsters, Alice has been hitting the caterpillar's pipe a little too hard lately, and Snow White's husband has shacked up with the three little pigs. Now she's keeping up appearances as the fairest in the land with the help of a little girdle and a lot of hair dye, and trying to keep Belle from draining the royal booze reserves and Cindy from inhaling the banquet table.

When Briar Rose comes home from rehab with the face of a beauty, and Charming returns from prison with the libido of a beast, the desperate housewives of the magical kingdom are forced to grapple with princely infidelity, poison apples, and Cindy's appetite for creamy poofs and brutal revenge. This fractured fairy tale brings an arched brow and an eye for dark, sexy hilarity to the Ever After that keeps going long after the Happily fades away.

REVIEWS:

"Elicits plenty of laughter via the comical zingers and humorous adult situations that [Thomas] puts these beloved figures in."

 Talkin' Broadway, Pheonix, AZ

"Playwright Thomas bends and turns with merry zanniness the familiar story as he transforms normally upstanding characters to create chaotic silliness."

 Curtain Up Pheonix

Premiere Production: Wonderland Wives premiered at the Nearly Naked Theatre in Phoenix, AZ in April 2016 under the direction of Damon Dering.
  • Casting: 1M, 5F
  • Casting Attributes: Ensemble cast, Flexible casting, Drag performance, Expandable casting
  • Casting Notes: Wonderland Wives is designed to be performed by a cast of six actors.

  • ACTOR 1 - Snow
    ACTOR 2 - Belle
    ACTOR 3 - Cindy
    ACTOR 4 - Rose
    ACTOR 5 - Bruce/Beast, Charming
    ACTOR 6 - Fairy Godmother, Alice, Magic Mirror, Queen

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    Note: Wonderland Wives is intended for mature audiences with very immature tastes.

    Cinderella's Prince Charming is serving ten years in the pen, Belle's house is overrun with little monsters, Alice has been hitting the caterpillar's pipe a little too hard lately, and Snow White's husband has shacked up with the three little pigs. Now she's keeping up appearances as the fairest in the land with the help of a little girdle and a lot of hair dye, and trying to keep Belle from draining the royal booze reserves and Cindy from inhaling the banquet table.

    When Briar Rose comes home from rehab with the face of a beauty, and Charming returns from prison with the libido of a beast, the desperate housewives of the magical kingdom are forced to grapple with princely infidelity, poison apples, and Cindy's appetite for creamy poofs and brutal revenge. This fractured fairy tale brings an arched brow and an eye for dark, sexy hilarity to the Ever After that keeps going long after the Happily fades away.

    $24.95