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Sitting Causes Cancer and Other Modern Tragedies

  • Anna Fox
  • 10 Minute Play, Dark Comedy, Present Day
  • 3M, 1F
  • ISBN: 9780573705380

Part of the Collection Theater Masters' Take Ten Vol. 2.

  • 10 Minute Play
  • Dark Comedy
  • 10 minutes

  • Time Period: Present Day
  • Target Audience: Adult
  • Set Requirements: Bare Stage/Simple Set

  • Performance Group:
  • College Theatre / Student, Community Theatre, Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups
Jancy, not Nancy, Jancy with a J, works at an office. Jancy, not Nancy, Jancy with a J can try harder than that, can be better than that, can be more herself than herself. Jancy, not Nancy, Jancy with a J, is never going to sit still. Ever. Otherwise she'll end up with cancer like sad/weird/sexy/dead Thomas whose butt is glued to his chair. But Thomas doesn't have cancer. That doesn't matter. He'll probably get it any minute. Because everyone dies of cancer. Everyone. Everyone dies. But if you never sit still, you never die. Ever. Right?

Published in Theater Masters' Take Ten, Vol. 2.

Premiere Production: Sitting Causes Cancer and Other Modern Tragedies premiered at The Celebration of Whimsy Theatre in New York, NY in April 2016 as a part of the presentation of the 2016 Theater Masters' Take Ten Series.
  • Casting: 3M, 1F

  • JANCY - Not Nancy, 20s-30s
    THOMAS - Does not have cancer, 20-30s
    ROLAND - The new guy, 20s-30s
    BOSS - Older, a voice on the 27th floor