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Everyone Gets Eaten by Sharks

FACT: Most people, if not everyone, will eventually be eaten by sharks.

  • Short Play
  • Comedy
  • 35 minutes

  • Time Period: Contemporary
  • Target Audience: Appropriate for all audiences
  • Set Requirements: Bare Stage/Simple Set

  • Performance Group:
  • Jr High/Primary, High School/Secondary
FACT: Most people, if not everyone, will eventually be eaten by sharks. But you can postpone the inevitable (and get a great deal on a timeshare!) by joining Adventure Dan on a tour through shark-infested scenarios to avoid, such as kayaking with meat paddles, night-swimming after prom, or genetically engineering sharks for science. Because three things in life are certain: taxes, death, and specifically death by shark.

A delightfully madcap comedy you're sure to devour... unless it devours you first.

  • Casting: 4M, 5F
  • Casting Attributes: Expandable casting

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FACT: Most people, if not everyone, will eventually be eaten by sharks. But you can postpone the inevitable (and get a great deal on a timeshare!) by joining Adventure Dan on a tour through shark-infested scenarios to avoid, such as kayaking with meat paddles, night-swimming after prom, or genetically engineering sharks for science. Because three things in life are certain: taxes, death, and specifically death by shark.

A delightfully madcap comedy you're sure to devour... unless it devours you first.

$19.95