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Albatross 3rd & Main, The

  • By Simon David Eden
  • Full Length Play, Comedy, Present Day, Contemporary
  • 3M
  • ISBN: 9780573132070

Gene Lacy, a former lobster boat fisherman and proprietor of Lacy's General Store, is down on his luck big time...

  • Full Length Play
  • Comedy
  • 90 minutes

  • Time Period: Present Day, Contemporary
  • Target Audience: Adult
  • Set Requirements: Interior Set
  • Cautions: Gun Shots

  • Performance Group:
  • Professional Theatre
Gene Lacy, a former lobster boat fisherman and proprietor of Lacy's General Store, is down on his luck big time: he's ducking creditors, huge gambling debts, and an ex-wife with very expensive tastes. So when Spider walks into his store with a golden lottery ticket in the shape of a rare and valuable dead bird, Gene has a choice to make.

He has the connections to help Spider turn his windfall into greenbacks, but there's one tiny problem, as Gene's right-hand man -- and ex-boxer named Lullaby -- is well aware; it's a felony offence to even be in possession of the bird.

As the metaphorical noose tightens, and the threat of a lengthy stretch behind bars hangs over them, so the friendship unravel with a potentially deadly and deadly funny outcome: if there's honour amongst thieves, somebody forgot to tell these guys.

REVIEWS:

"An excellent comedy that is rich, dark, well designed and acted, play loaded with wit, wisdom and the courage to examine some important themes."

 Paul Levy, Fringe Review

"Razor sharp and wickedly funny."

Treat Williams

"Funny, intimate and realistic with a dark twist. Extraordinary performances. Not to be missed!"

 Stephanie Prior

"Slick, punchy, black comedy and a psychological thriller, full of sharp, stylish and intelligent writing. Very clever and very, very funny. A must see for theatregoers from Brighton and beyond."

 Paul Gustafson, G-Scene Magazine

Premiere Production: The Albatross 3rd & Main was first performed at Emporium Brighton on 2nd February, 2016.
  • Casting: 3M
  • Casting Attributes: All Male, Role(s) for Black Actor(s)

LULLABY - 40s-50s. African-American.
GENE - 40s-50s. Caucasian.
SPIDER - 30s. Caucasian.

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Gene Lacy, a former lobster boat fisherman and proprietor of Lacy's General Store, is down on his luck big time: he's ducking creditors, huge gambling debts, and an ex-wife with very expensive tastes. So when Spider walks into his store with a golden lottery ticket in the shape of a rare and valuable dead bird, Gene has a choice to make.

He has the connections to help Spider turn his windfall into greenbacks, but there's one tiny problem, as Gene's right-hand man -- and ex-boxer named Lullaby -- is well aware; it's a felony offence to even be in possession of the bird.

As the metaphorical noose tightens, and the threat of a lengthy stretch behind bars hangs over them, so the friendship unravel with a potentially deadly and deadly funny outcome: if there's honour amongst thieves, somebody forgot to tell these guys.

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