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Backwoods Romeo

Orphaned as a child to be raised by his scientist uncle deep in the Canadian woods, Romeo Montague has never set eyes upon a woman in his over twenty-one years.

  • Full Length Play
  • Comedy
  • 90 minutes

  • Time Period: Contemporary
  • Target Audience: Teen (Age 14 - 18), Adult, Senior
  • Set Requirements: Interior Set

  • Performance Group:
  • Community Theatre, College Theatre / Student, High School/Secondary
Orphaned as a child to be raised by his scientist uncle deep in the Canadian woods, Romeo Montague has never set eyes upon a woman in his over twenty-one years. That is all about to change when two Americans - Larry McNeil and Rex Simons - stumble across him in the woods and invite him to visit them in the States.

He arrives to find a house full of women, including Larry's two outgoing sisters, Connie and Billie, and LaReina, the Spanish maid. Throw in Larry's expected fiance Orpha, the vivacious Aunt Rachel, and a bevy of Amazon furniture repossessors and poor Romeo faces a veritable female overload. However, he handles it all with aplomb and even manages to save Larry's inheritance, Rex's smashed car and the family furniture.

As befitting this gentle romantic comedy, the play ends with kisses all around.

  • Casting: 3M, 7F
  • Casting Attributes: Room for Extras

LARRY MCNEIL - Head of the McNeil household
REX SIMONDS - Larry's would-be brother-in-law
ROMEO MONTAGUE - the "backwoods Romeo"
CONNIE MCNEIL - Larry's eldest sister
BILLIE MCNEIL - Larry's kid sister
ORPHA FINLEY - a pretty but of "heart balm" for Larry
RACHEL MCNEIL - the McNeils' young aunt
LA REINA - the maid, a Barcelona bombshell
SUE - the insurance agent
FOREWOMAN - the "boss's" right-hand woman
FOUR HELPERS - women furniture movers

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Orphaned as a child to be raised by his scientist uncle deep in the Canadian woods, Romeo Montague has never set eyes upon a woman in his over twenty-one years. That is all about to change when two Americans - Larry McNeil and Rex Simons - stumble across him in the woods and invite him to visit them in the States. He arrives to find a house full of women, including Larry's two outgoing sisters, Connie and Billie, and LaReina, the Spanish maid. Throw in Larry's expected fiance Orpha, the vivacious Aunt Rachel, and a bevy of Amazon furniture repossessors and poor Romeo faces a veritable female overload. However, he handles it all with aplomb and even manages to save Larry's inheritance, Rex's smashed car and the family furniture. As befitting this gentle romantic comedy, the play ends with kisses all around.

$24.95