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French Have a Word for It, The

Sheer delight.

Dallas Downtown News

  • Full Length Play
  • Comedy

  • Set Requirements: Interior Set
The action revolves around a flirt who refuses lovers so long as her husband is faithful. A wild plot to entrap her stumblingly husband in flagrante delicto becomes so frenetic that the seducers, angry husbands, spying wives, innocent maids, pubescent bellboys and police inspectors lose track of who's in bed with whom.

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Sheer delight.

Dallas Downtown News
  • Casting: 13M, 6F

  • LUCIENNE VATELIN - age 25
    EDMOND PONTAGNAC - a woman chaser, 35
    CREPIN VATELIN - 30, Lucienne's husband
    JEAN - servant of the Vatelins, any age
    ERNEST REDILLON - emotional playboy, 32, rather short
    YVONNE PONTAGNAC - 28, wife of Pontagnac
    MARIA - 27, Spanish, wife of Soldignac
    SOLDIGNAC - a French businessman, living in Spain, 30
    ARMANDINE - 19, not too bright lady of the night
    VICTOR - 17, a bellhop at Hotel Ultimus
    MANAGER - at Hotel Ultimus
    PINCHARD - 55, a medical major in the cavalry
    MADAME PINCHARD (COCO) - 50, his wife
    CLARA - chambermaid at Hotel Ultimus, buxom
    GUEST - in the hotel
    SECOND GUEST - in the hotel
    POLICE INSPECTOR DUVAL - a plainclothes detective
    A GENDARME
    POLICE INSPECTOR DUPONT - another detective
    JEROME - 55, Redillon's unlikely servant
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    The action revolves around a flirt who refuses lovers so long as her husband is faithful. A wild plot to entrap her stumblingly husband in flagrante delicto becomes so frenetic that the seducers, angry husbands, spying wives, innocent maids, pubescent bellboys and police inspectors lose track of who's in bed with whom.

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