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Sam Spud, Private Eye

Sam Spud, Private Eye is a parody of the cheap detective novel.

  • Full Length Play
  • Comedy

  • Set Requirements: Bare Stage/Simple Set

  • Performance Group:
  • Jr High/Primary
Sam Spud, Private Eye is a parody of the cheap detective novel.

Sam Spud is a down-on-his-luck private eye with a fondness for junkfood and cliches. He is convinced that his down-to-earth secretary Jane Reynolds has a crush on him. Lula Baum-Schell, a gorgeous former model and actress, hires Sam to help find her husband, Edward, a wealthy dogfood magnate. Police detective Inspector Oiseau complicates matters because he hates Sam for making him smell bad in the 'Velveeta Cheese' case.

Will Sam be able to solve this case before the kidnappers kill Edward? Your guess is as good as ours! A fun, silly noir-style comedy that high schools could really have a blast with!

  • Casting: 9M, 6F

  • JANE REYNOLDS - Sam's down-to-earth secretary; the brains behind his operation
    LULA BAUM-SCHELL - gorgeous former starlet; now married to Edward Baum-Schell
    PHOEBE BAUM-SCHELL - Edward's daughter; home from private boarding school
    DORIS - Danny's wife
    MARTHA - Edward's elderly housekeeper; very proper British accent
    LIGHT FINGERS LAVERNE - female pickpocket; gangster accent

    SAM SPUD - down-on-his-luck private eye; has a junk food problem
    INSPECTOR OISEAU - police inspector; speaks with a corny French accent
    JUNIOR - Edward's son; in college; scrawny; speaks with a lisp
    DANNY - owns the Greasy Spoon cafe; a little greasy himself; Sam's informant
    EDWARD BAUM-SCHELL - fabulously wealthy owner of Barfy's Dogfood; arrogant
    POLICE CONSTABLE
    SUPERINTENDENT - wants Sam to pay his office rent
    SECOND STORY SID - thief; gangster accent
    BENNY THE FENCE - sells stuff that Laverne and Sid steal; more refined than Benny or Laverne
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    Sam Spud, Private Eye is a parody of the cheap detective novel. Sam Spud is a down-on-his-luck private eye with a fondness for junkfood and cliches. He is convinced that his down-to-earth secretary Jane Reynolds has a crush on him. Lula Baum-Schell, a gorgeous former model and actress, hires Sam to help find her husband, Edward, a wealthy dogfood magnate. Police detective Inspector Oiseau complicates matters because he hates Sam for making him smell bad in the 'Velveeta Cheese' case. Will Sam be able to solve this case before the kidnappers kill Edward? Your guess is as good as ours! A fun, silly noir-style comedy that high schools could really have a blast with!

    $24.95