If this doesn’t set back education a hundred years, I don’t know what will.
The first day of teaching, our heroine, Goody Twoshoes, must come to grips with a looney parent, twin juvenile delinquents, an evil banker and a 22 year-old kindergardener. This makes the twenty mile walk to school, in the snow, uphill both ways, well worth the effort. Their combined IQ is just over 38, you do the math.
Published in
Mosley Street Melodramas, Vol. 3.