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Today Is My Birthday

  • Susan Soon He Stanton
  • Full Length Play, Dramatic Comedy, Present Day, Contemporary
  • 3M, 3F
  • ISBN: 9780573709722

Susan Soon He Stanton’s hilarious play, told through a lively mixture of phone calls, voicemails, and live radio spots, is a comedy about loneliness in the age of connection. After struggling in Manhattan, aspiring writer Emily goes home to O’ahu seeking success in work, love, friendship and family relationships.

  • Full Length Play
  • Dramatic Comedy
  • 90 minutes

  • Time Period: Present Day, Contemporary
  • Target Audience: Teen (Age 14 - 18), Adult
  • Set Requirements: Unit Set/Multiple Settings
  • Cautions: Strong Language

  • Performance Group:
  • College Theatre / Student, Community Theatre, Blackbox / Second Stage /Fringe Groups, Professional Theatre

  • Accolades:
  • Winner! Venturous Theater Award for Best New Play (2017)
    Nominee! Kilroys List (2014)
    Nominee! Susan Smith Blackburn Prize
Emily, a would-be writer, retreats home to O’ahu after Manhattan finally gets the best of her. Trading one island for another doesn’t help, though, and when she stumbles into a gig as an actor on a shock-jock radio dating show, she finds herself strangely determined to turn fantasy into reality.

Told through a playful mixture of phone calls, voicemails, and live radio spots, Today Is My Birthday is a comedy about loneliness in the age of connection.

REVIEWS:

"[A] hilarious, intricate new comedy... It’s a rollicking show—you’ll laugh and laugh—but it’s bitter underneath."

 Time Out NY

"[A] charming dramedy... great humor and poetry... Abetted by depersonalizing technology, [Emily] can maintain a semblance of normal intimacy while actually shutting down. Ms. Stanton dramatizes this cleverly. Thanks to all those voice messages and quick cellphone check-ins, we never see Emily fully interact with anyone."

 The New York Times

"Unconventional... Emily's clamorous world is an apt metaphor for an age in which we're constantly hammered by the deafening racket of technology, information, and countless ringtones... the play's continuous stream of voices adds to the alienating hurly-burly of sound that gives Today Is My Birthday its resonance."

 Theatermania

"Susan Soon He Stanton’s hilarious, intricate new comedy... Today Is My Birthday is a gift. Most playwrights today get our phone-obsessed, zero-contact reality wrong, but Stanton nails it with a modernization of the epistolary play... It’s a rollicking show—you’ll laugh and laugh—but it’s bitter underneath. In call after call, Emily reaches out and fails to touch anyone at all."

 Time Out NY

Premiere Production: Today Is My Birthday was developed at Sundance Theater Lab, New York Theater Workshop, American Conservatory Theater, and New York Stage & Film with the Lark. The play premiered off-Broadway at Page 73 on November 28, 2017. Directed by Kip Fagan, the production featured Jennifer Ikeda, Jonathan Brooks, Ugo Chukwu, Ron Domingo, Emily Kuroda and Nadine Malouf.
  • Casting: 3M, 3F
  • Casting Notes: This is a play that entirely takes place on the telephone, live radio, voice message and intercom. No characters are in the same physical location as Emily. Doubling is highly encouraged as much as possible.

  • EMILY – a temp
  • [All other roles should be doubled as much as possible. Roles below are grouped into possible doublings.]
  • MOM – Emily’s Mother
    MRS. KOBAYASHI – Receptionist
    ALYSSA – Bill Tapia’s manager
    JOYCE – Public radio hostess
    MRS. ASUNCION – Landon’s mother and editor for newspaper
  • DAD – Emily’s Father
    BILL TAPIA – 103-year-old ukulele player, world’s oldest performing musician
  • KURT – Artistic Director of Hawai'i Repertory Theatre
    RICHARD – Emily’s Boss
    SEBASTIAN – Emily’s ex-boyfriend
    KEONI/JONATHAN/FRANKLIN – Emily’s on-air love interest
  • DJ LOKI – FM DJ
    GRANDPA Z – Caricature grandpa performed by DJ Loki
    DR. JOHANNNES CONNECTION – German Radio Shrink performed by DJ Loki
    LANDON – Emily’s high school friend
    AMAZINGPRESENCE83 – A phone helpline volunteer
    MARCUS – Emily’s ex-boyfriend
  • HALIMA – Emily’s best friend
    DJ SOLANGE – FM DJ
    GODDESS SWEET LEILANI – Advice Guru performed by DJ Solange
    HOSTESS – Works at Doraku Restaurant
    GENERIC FEMALE VOICE
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    Emily, a would-be writer, retreats home to O’ahu after Manhattan finally gets the best of her. Trading one island for another doesn’t help, though, and when she stumbles into a gig as an actor on a shock-jock radio dating show, she finds herself strangely determined to turn fantasy into reality.

    Told through a playful mixture of phone calls, voicemails, and live radio spots, Today Is My Birthday is a comedy about loneliness in the age of connection.

    $24.95