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Star on the Door

Cinema legend Doreen Lewis, nervously about to make her Broadway debut opposite her ardent admirer Paul Burnside, intercepts a phone call for her dresser who is secretly wed to Doreen's son confirming that "Mrs. Lewis" is pregnant.

  • Full Length Play
  • Comedy
  • 90 minutes

  • Time Period: Present Day
  • Target Audience: Appropriate for all audiences
  • Set Requirements: Interior Set
  • Cautions: No Special Cautions

  • Performance Group:
  • Dinner Theatre, Community Theatre, High School/Secondary, Professional Theatre, College Theatre / Student
Cinema legend Doreen Lewis, nervously about to make her Broadway debut opposite her ardent admirer Paul Burnside, intercepts a phone call for her dresser who is secretly wed to Doreen's son confirming that "Mrs. Lewis" is pregnant. Doreen is shocked to learn of "her" condition and decides the likely father is Paul. He's never laid a hand on her, but she does tend to be forgetful! 

Thinking Paul wants her ousted from the show via her contract's morals clause, she vengefully wears her mink on stage knowing Paul's fur allergy will reduce his dialogue to sneezes. The producer, a shrieking neurasthenic who fears his backer Nunzio will machine gun his knees if the show flops, is terrified, and the Bavarian playwright is reduced to sobbing uncontrollably as his beautiful play goes "to the dogs."

A loony resolution caps this evening of non-stop guffaws.

Premiere Production: Star on the Door was first presented by Tony Riverditto at the Way Off Broadway Playhouse, Santa Ana, California, on March 12, 1993. It was directed by Mr. Riverditto.
  • Casting: 4M, 2F
  • Casting Attributes: Non-Traditional casting

  • BEVERLY - Doreen's personal assistant, attractive, 28
    MEL THORN - the producer of The Inspector and the Aunt, short, balding, 55
    DOREEN LEWIS - eccentric, flamboyant actress, looks younger than her age, 60
    THOMAS - Doreen's son, handsome, 35
    PAUL BURNSIDE - Doreen's volatile leading man, 57
    WOLFGANG FERRIS - hot-tempered Bavarian playwright of The Inspector and the Aunt, 40
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    Cinema legend Doreen Lewis, nervously about to make her Broadway debut opposite her ardent admirer Paul Burnside, intercepts a phone call for her dresser who is secretly wed to Doreen's son confirming that "Mrs. Lewis" is pregnant. Doreen is shocked to learn of "her" condition and decides the likely father is Paul. He's never laid a hand on her, but she does tend to be forgetful! 

    Thinking Paul wants her ousted from the show via her contract's morals clause, she vengefully wears her mink on stage knowing Paul's fur allergy will reduce his dialogue to sneezes. The producer, a shrieking neurasthenic who fears his backer Nunzio will machine gun his knees if the show flops, is terrified, and the Bavarian playwright is reduced to sobbing uncontrollably as his beautiful play goes "to the dogs."

    A loony resolution caps this evening of non-stop guffaws.

    $24.95