Almost the Bride of Dracula or, Why the Count Remains a Bachelor

The poor Count is only 580 years old and his mother is constantly after him to find a nice girl and settle down. We see the Count during interludes with Donna, the devout Catholic beauty who expects him to convert; Lisa, the attractive four-time widow whose husbands all met grisly ends; and Becky, the tangy Texas tease who's only leading him on. Mother Dracula may be only normal in wanting grandchildren, but by the end of this fast, delightful comedy, we realize it'll be an uphill climb to find a suitable spouse who will provide Dracula with a toothsome brood of his own!